{"product_id":"spider-call-me-daddy-hoodie","title":"Spider \"Call Me Daddy\" Hoodie","description":"This cozy hooded sweatshirt wears its humor proudly. Soft, mid-weight fleece wraps you in warmth while a small chest motif keeps the front understated. Turn around and the back delivers the wink: a detailed spider illustration paired with bold, tongue-in-cheek lettering that reads “Call Me Daddy.” It’s the kind of piece that sparks laughs, breaks the ice, and becomes the go-to layer for lazy weekends, late-night hangs, or low-key outdoor adventures. The roomy pouch pocket and adjustable hood add practical comfort, and the durable cotton-poly blend holds prints and embroidery well so the design stays crisp wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz\/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Knitted without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG printing methods used for crisp sleeve, wrist, and main graphics; embroidery option available\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53890377122131,"sku":"96717662062352253166","price":51.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53890377154899,"sku":"28436133248930957665","price":51.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53890377187667,"sku":"13674334081046068063","price":51.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53890377220435,"sku":"21232805484686091837","price":51.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53890377253203,"sku":"31156314950241146756","price":51.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1075\/5801\/1219\/files\/2041130549110281603_2048.jpg?v=1780214991","url":"https:\/\/sarcasmsociety.shop\/cs\/products\/spider-call-me-daddy-hoodie","provider":"SarcasmSociety","version":"1.0","type":"link"}